Try two: cof-ryl

"Its a social status symbol" "You just grew to 7 feet to them"

Life, society, females, math balancing, cultural differences, people.

At this point, I'm pretty confident I can out drink any TWU attendee.

Managed to find the only heavy metal bar in Bangalore; Jimi's Beer cafe. I highly recommend it.

Your Bal is Rs.1938.00 INR.Dial*___*_# for bal. For love tips txt ______

Three Azithromycin tablets, 71 rupees.

Can't find the super bowl on any channel, and internet too slow to stream =\

Yay all my tests pass... because I commented them all out.

Operation 10 stack (smack?) is well under way.

After programming in Java for 10 hours, we went to Java... and it was slow.

Whats the shortcut for opening a file? Oh shit I just closed IntelliJ.

Oscillating cheesecake.

Will I miss Bangalore? I'm not sure. I'll probably miss the fact that Bangalore and I have been in constant struggle. But itself, I dunno.

I realized that I'm going to miss these people.

Japanese in India = awesome.

TMZ; didn't like it in the US, don't like it here.

Regurgitating old bowling jokes.

Rupes five nine nine nine.